"See here, wait, I've found a button in my salad." "That's all right, sir, it's part of the dressing."
funny
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?
T-Shirts. Get it? Huh?
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
We are doomed! But at least we’ll see it coming…
A lovely little thought that my friend (a law student) shared with me recently...
How do you use an ancient Egyptian doorbell?
Toot-and-come-in! (One of Terry Deary's many fabulously terrible Horrible Histories jokes)
Why could the history teacher not go to the party?
Because he couldn't find a date!
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.
A Roman walks into a bar…
...holds up two fingers and says, "I'll have five beers please!"
Open with a Joke
Why were the early ages of history called the Dark Ages? Because there were so many knights!
The Historian's Apprentice 