For her own person, It beggared all description: she did lie In her pavilion—cloth-of-gold, of tissue— O’erpicturing that Venus where we see The fancy outwork nature. On each side her Stood pretty dimpled boys, like smiling Cupids, With divers-colored fans, whose wind did seem To glow the delicate cheeks which they did cool, And what … Continue reading Cleopatra: Reality vs. Immortality
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How did the Roman cannibal feel about his mother-in-law?
Gladiator! Possibly my favourite bad history joke so far...
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!